nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

stageandstills:

Jepha Howard of The Used [The Hollywood Palladium | Hollywood, CA | 3/27/14]

deaneggsandsam:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

dw:

dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on
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